I’m pissed at Steve Jobs. Every other week this man invents something smaller and faster, designed to make life easier. Whose life exactly? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the fruits of his labor, but I could live without watching a movie on the toilet. You know what I can’t live without? A self loading and unloading dishwasher. The last time I checked I only had a washer and dryer. Where the fuck is my “folder?” If Steve Jobs had to do multiple loads of laundry a day you know we’d have an “iFold” by now. Its 2010, housewives need in on this action. My shit needs an upgrade and while your there, invent a 3G spot.
Ovens and microwaves have been doing the same thing since they were invented. Sure, they’ve gotten some bells and whistles over the years but you still have to cook stuff. With the kind of technology out there today you should be able to walk over to a box, say, “turkey dinner” and have a hot turkey dinner shoved in your face. It’s ridiculous we still have to vacuum our houses. I don’t care if it spins dirt or does the Roomba; it’s still just a vacuum. I need a mouthy robot servant with vacu-arms. Most importantly, I need to be able to teleport. Frankly, who wouldn’t benefit from being beamed from place to place? At the very least we should have a Super Skyway by now. Every future movie I’ve ever seen has dangled this space craft bullshit in front of me, so where is it?
If we could eradicate the “busy work” from our lives just think of how much time we’d have left for what’s really important. Since I’m asking if someone could invent a flushable car toilet I’d really appreciate that too.