THIS SPACE FOR RENT.
OWNER FACING FORECLOSURE.
WRITER MENTALLY BANKUPT.
We believe the writer fled in the middle of the night. She must have left in a hurry because there was a glass of water and the smell of marajuana in the air. The place is quite nice, cheerful and loaded with sarcasm and puns. All it really needs is a good paint job and maybe upgrade the electrical box. There's a good amount of half started entries, some have legs. Some were written under the influence and would only make sense to a llama. There is plenty of room to add on:
Are you a wife and mother with young children?
Do you adore your beautiful young children?
Do you sometimes think your beautiful children are assholes?
Do you kind of suck at being a housewife but rock being a wife?
Do you like to make people laugh?
Do you have the discipline to sit down and write?
If you fit this description, fuck off, she'll be back soon.